September 2010
25 posts
Cousinman: Food poisoning sucks. :'-(
ooo smart, even updating Facebook....keep the boss guessing.
GIRL#248: Is in bed already after falling asleep...
WAIT ...did you go to the bathroom before you got into bed??? did you change into your pajamas??? did you brush your teeth??? I'm going to assume you are only telling me the important parts of your evening.
Mybrotherlovesemoticons: Hahahhahhah omggg.. Sooo...
What? You must have about 3 facebook friends that have any idea what you are talking about. Or maybe no one does and you were just hoping a couple would give you a call tonight and see WTF you are talking about. You were successful now, I've spent this long deciphering what you are talking about and I DO feel like an ASSSSSS!
ghettofabulous: Broke my Favorite Rosary...Jesus...
you have a favorite rosary?
Findingmyself: s.o.s. please somebody help me...
I think this might be a cry for help. Maybe I should give them a call. Check in. Did anyone record Glee?
Armywife: Jarrod* is working out. Lisa* is...
Good I was wondering where everyone in your family was at this moment. So glad I know.
Iwearlotsofpink: Needs something blue
Ya ya, we get it, you're getting married. Thanks for the sneaky daily reminder.
Wetookeconomicstogether: well... this should be...
WHAT??!!!! UGGGHHH TEASE!!!!
Sluttyfriend#2: Why do the good always get Fucked
Cause no one wants to fuck the bad???
(GET IT! )
Famous: facebook is so boring. i just look at my...
maybe you shouldn't be so self-involved. just maybe though.
Divorcedanddating: I am a beautiful, svelte woman!
I'm all about a positive mantra...in your journal, with a glass of wine, alone, at night.
Iwearblueshirtsdaily: It's banana hand cream time
Is this a time?
Findingmyself: and i need a job so i wanna be a...
Did I miss the other part of this that helps it make sense?
Overupdatingcousin: Just left the orthopedist....
So basically you are a wussy
Divorcedanddating: that's right, I'm sportin a...
get over YOUR self
Stonerexboyfriend#2: You're unique, just like...
you aren't
Iwritepoems: The Mullet... Business in the front,...
we're just figuring this one out?
Talksinababyvoice: *Steve* and my friends all want...
I can just hear what you sound like as you say this....you are over 30 enough with the baby talk!
Randoblondegirl: Being a New Yorker in California...
god damn you're cool
Armywife#2: *Seth* and I are combining profiles,...
AKA he was talking to his ex girlfriend on his and you no longer trust him
Coworker: Amazing
nope
Idon'tspeakthelanguage: I'm sooo screwed up...
huh?
Igetbyonmylooks: Mother Earth has a belly-ache....
I'm embarrassed FOR you.
Myboyfriendcanbeatupyours: Finally on my way...
Can you pick up dinner on your way home? Great thanks!
