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September 2010

25 posts

Myboyfriendcanbeatupyours: Finally on my way home...long day at the office but had to get everything done!! Now home to relax!
  • Can you pick up dinner on your way home? Great thanks!
Sep 1, 2010
bleachblondetwin#2: Really tired...but in a good mood ;)
  • Thanks!
Aug 31, 2010
Worstexcoworkerever: ahhh turned on the 49ers/Vikings game just in time to see #4 get dropped on his ass. Welcome back.
  • If I wanted to be updated on sports, I'd probably turn on the game.
Aug 31, 2010
Stonerchick: Call me Misses Friend Zone
  • hmmmm why again would you tell everyone you know that he doesn't want to date you???
Aug 31, 2010
Youmakecrafts: My baby has his surgery this morning! Please keep him in your prayers!
  • I really wish you meant your baby here, but I know you are referring to your boyfriend ...oh petnames, so cute!
Aug 31, 2010
somekidfrommiddleschool:the moment to live, the moment to die, the moment to fight, fight, fight.
  • Holy shit I hope you are stoned
Aug 31, 2010
Youwritepoems: Hey who wants to go eat sushi?
  • This is what the phone is for.
Aug 31, 20103 notes
DrinktillIpassout: Pizza with brie and pancetta...mmmmmm! I'd say that my first dinner in Milan was a success, but then again, it's hard to go wrong here :)
  • uhhhhhhhhh just annoying. Can't you post a couple pics so I can look through about 4 and I don't have to read how cool your trip is every 20 min.
Aug 31, 2010
Overupdatinghighschoolfriend: Had a great day all around. Hopefully the rest of the week is just as good!
  • If you update everyone you ever knew this often I can't even imagine what your boyfriends email inbox looks like.
Aug 31, 2010

August 2010

43 posts

GirlFromMiddleSchool: So what happens when ur dads Fiancé tell u that she has cold feet and they r suppose to get married nov 6th .

What happens is that you violate her privacy and post about it on facebook, obviously

Aug 30, 2010
knewthisguyin6tthgrade: uuuggh, headache! shit man, the sooner i die is the sooner i can get to Valhalla wher i'll have no headaches cuz i'm dead. i can feel it pulsateing.

I’m not sure what viking religion you’re a part of that sends you to Valhalla when you die.

Aug 24, 2010
Neighborahundredyearsago: thinks Gia on the Bachelor Pad is the most annoying woman EVER!!! can you please stop talking! forever.
  • This is not what status updates are for. That is what commercial breaks and your mom or best girl friend's phone's are for!
Aug 24, 2010
singeratabar: act nice and gentle with me.
  • As a status update??? Skank!
Aug 24, 2010
OverupdatingHSfriend: Only 3 more months until the return of eggnog latte!!!!
  • Seriously? You not only thought about this today but decided to pull your phone out of your purse, log into Facebook, go to your page, type it in, and push submit? I am excited because egg nog lattes are super delicious, but bravo for caring enough about anyone to go through the effort to post that.
  • I will now put in that much effort plus the addition of making fun of you in hopes that everyone gets the word that eggnog lattes are only 3 MONTHS AWAY!
Aug 24, 2010
Wehadaclasstogetheronce: I need a fan! Fast! No AC is no fun!!!
  • I think the solution here is to get off Facebook and go to Rite Aide or Walgreens (depending what state you are living these days.) Target has fans too and they are just about everywhere.
Aug 24, 20102 notes
Newstayathomemom#28: ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not join the group currently on Facebook with the title " Becoming a Father or Mother was the greatest gift of my life." It is a group of Pedophiles who should be shot and are trying to access your photos. This was on FOX NEWS yesterday at 5- Please copy and repost
  • This is sooo scary. But if you step back from the super gross part, kinda smart right?? Like those are some genius pedophiles. Still creepy as shit and I will probably bring this up to some friends who have kids next time we discuss pedophiles over dinner, but I'm not gonna copy and paste this.
Aug 24, 20101 note
Senoraloca: Nice evening at home drinking white wine and watching Nip Tuck...life is good =) our Xbox rocks...streaming nip tuck from Netflix onto my TV! =)
  • Are you just now figuring out about this? I barley understand how to use my fancy phone, but come on they are MOVIES they take a little priority. Oh wait you are watching TV shows...and white wine. Gross.
Aug 24, 2010
Can people submit to this blog? I feel like I have about 100 of my friends hidden on my news feed that would be perfect candidates for this...

I had to consult my blog expert friend. She said okay, but that I should warn you there is a chance I would reject them. SUBMIT AWAY!

Aug 23, 2010
blondebob:Poor Jax, he is losing his man parts tomorrow :(
  • There was a picture that went along with this post. Sadly it was not JAX balls...a girl can dream
Aug 23, 20102 notes
thereisnoreasonIknowyou:Bn lazy
  • How is "being" being abbrev?
  • (What??! that word is way long and kinda hard to spell)
Aug 23, 2010
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